Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Why my wife and I get along

I thought about a scenario that happened last night, and I couldn't help but think it summed up why my wife and I have been together so long.

Last night my wife made some chicken strips, just plain chicken strips,

then said
"there's a medly of potatoes in the fridge."

I was pissed, because I was like, who makes plain chicken strips? Put some sauce on it or some kind of seasoning.

so I said
"A medley of potato's? So do they sing a medley about how gross this plain chicken is with no sauce or anything?"

Then I thought to myself and mumbled, who eats a medley of potatos? Buy some normal stuff, shit!

And she said
"they sing a medley of how you're a ugly fat bastard!."

And here's why we always get along....

I said "Is it in that order? Ugly..... fat.... then bastard?"

She's all "No! The bastard is first!"

So I said "So I'm a bastard... fat ugly?"

She couldn't help but laugh and that broke the tension. Sense of humor comes in real handy when you're married.

1 comment:

  1. Wow, you dodged a bullet! I generally recommend that one never insults "she that must be obeyed" about dinner. Particularly if she works too. My wife is pretty mellow, until you insult her cooking. Good way to be eatin hotdogs in my house!